Jokes for all

No outing so i veri eng as usual. i saw some funni jokes so post lo..


Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other ...
"Does this taste funny to you?"

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. 

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.